Here you sit at the grand table, our vassals are there, even the ones who dislike you or are secretly plotting your disgrace.
You are drinking Dornish wine, or Harbour wine if you are wealthy enough. There is this fat lord that keeps yelling, forbiding you to hear this singer’s song : the only way to escape this boring ceremony.
You are surprising yourself wanting to be a peasant, doing what you want, life as simple as cutting wood, a delight.
When your Maester storms in, the singer stops, everyone stops, the old man is winded.
– What happens ?
– My Lord, Paradox’s Realm announced they are doing a republic DLC !
– This can’t be possible, are you sure ?
– On my life, they did, it’s coming January 14th
Every lord and commoners in the room is staring at you, watching on what will be your next move.
Then you draw your sword, trying to be as solemn as possible, after all this is what was needed to make this “feast” interesting :
Then war it is, again ! Squire ! Assemble everything we’ve got : Bugfixes, content, new bookmarks, dragons and factions. We are marching soon !
Because after all, you remind yourself that you are a good lord and that the kingdom of AGOT is at least keeping it’s promises to it’s subjects.
Happy new year to everyone, may 2013 be a year full of thrones